Stuff that goes through my head when my brain isn't paying attention

• I must be the most neurotic person I know- other than myself.
• If the CUC rates keep going up, I won't be able to afford my hot flashes anymore.
• I'm tired. I need something to do.
• What the heck does that have to do with the price of kelaguin in Papago?
• What's worse than a brain fart? A butt burp!
  
• "You're preaching to the cryer!"
• They should change PMS to MCD (Mad Cow Disease)