For only a couple of hours a weekend, you can help rid the world of "notenoughtimetogetherosis". Couples just like Tony and Boni suffer needlessly every weekend because of the unavailability of adequate sitters in our nation. Just this last Friday night, these two undeserving victims fell prey to the unfortunate lack of a sitter and were forced to go to bed at 9:00 pm!
A mere two, three (or on a good night) four hours of your time could mean the difference between sitting on the couch, watching re-runs of House and sipping margaritas while looking whistfully into each others' eyes. How many times have you passed couples on the street and never given them a second thought? This travesty is happenig day after day in our country, to them and millions of other couples you know. Don't let another day go by before you decide to help.
But seriously: If you are a teenager between 16 and 18, love kids and are kind to them, please call Boni and Tony for an interview. Grandparents encouraged to apply, but will be compensated in sloppy kisses (from kids- unless we get home past midnight, then...) . All others: cash. We're in the book.