- I must be the most neurotic person I know- other than myself.
- If the CUC rates keep going up, I won't be able to afford my hot flashes anymore.
- I'm tired. I need something to do.
- What the heck does that have to do with the price of kelaguin in Papago?
- What's worse than a brain fart? A butt burp!
- "You're preaching to the cryer!"
- They should change PMS to MCD (Mad Cow Disease)
