Possible Campaign Slogans
#1 YOU KNEW THEM SINCE MUCUS!
#2 BECAUSE IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS
#3 WE'LL CLEAN UP THE PASEO AND ABOLISH CLAM CHOWDER
#1 YOU KNEW THEM SINCE MUCUS!
#2 BECAUSE IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS
#3 WE'LL CLEAN UP THE PASEO AND ABOLISH CLAM CHOWDER
#1- For all the non-Chamorros, let me explain. Mucus is literally translated into mucus, only Chamorros pronounce it MOO-KOOS (like you're such a moo-"woos"). Yes, it means snot or:
Knowing someone since mucus means knowing them since they were little and running around with snot running down their nose. It implies a family history, deep trust, and a close relationship. Whew!
#2- Do I really need to explain?
#3- OK, this one? You had to be there:)
mu·cus n: the clear slimy lubricating substance consisting mostly of mucins and water that coats and protects mucous membranes
Knowing someone since mucus means knowing them since they were little and running around with snot running down their nose. It implies a family history, deep trust, and a close relationship. Whew!
#2- Do I really need to explain?
#3- OK, this one? You had to be there:)
7 comments:
Save the Clam Chowder!!!
Clam chowder can be a dangerous thing.
More possible slogans:
#4. If she can handle your kids, she can handle Stanley Torres
You obviously know something that I don't.
Please replace former proper noun with "Absalon Waki Jr"
YOIKS. I still like the mucus theme. It could be translucent, so it's healthy mucus and then the catchphrase could be: "she'll clean up the mess they made!" YEAH
Hi! Nice blog=) Catcha online.
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