So, I'm watching a commercial for some Jet Dry cleaning tabs, lamenting the fact that I don't own a dishwasher, which wouldn't really matter seeing that even when I did have one I never used it. No machine, except for the washing machine, could possibly out-clean me. Back to the dish washing tabs. The woman in the commercial is so totally grating on my nerves. She sounds like one of those mothers you hear about who wait until all the kids are at school and her husband is out the door before she locks herself in the bathroom to steal some of little Johnny's Ritalin. She's talking a hundred miles an hour and I swear her pupils looked dilated. I'm getting sea sick just watching her head bob.
She is who they select to represent their quick dry tabs? The woman obviously has more energy than ten electrasol quick dry tabs and four cycles of dish washing on high. For Phen Phen maybe, but dish washing tabs that save time and energy? Phooey. She strikes me as someone who would double wash her dishes and then scrub them down with a toothbrush and magnifying glass. The woman is obviously on something here!
I, on the other hand, don't do and won't do perky. If they hired someone like me for their commercial it would be a lot more believable.
Electrasol Quick Dry Tabs
Because no one wants to wait for her to
"get to it when I get to it, darnit!"