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Sunday, October 7, 2007

Dear Mr. Vernon

I feel duty bound to resurrect the ultimate movie of the 80's, the one cinematic masterpiece that defined our generation by bringing five icons of high school, the geek, the rich girl, the outcast, the basket case and the jock, into our homes. Everyone identified with one of these characters, and though we were all different, I bet we all rooted for Bender and Claire to get together. It was the epitome of clique-dome, and a brilliant experiment in the mixing of toxic personalities. You gotta watch this movie!!


My favorite BC quotes
Allison: When you grow up your heart dies.
Brian: could you describe the ruckus sir?
Andrew: Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Bender: Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet?
Claire: Why? Cause I'm telling the the truth, that makes me a b!+(h?
Principal Vernon: The next time I come in here I'm cracking skulls!
Carl the janitor: I am the eyes and ears of this institution.

4 comments:

hello insomnia said...

I love the ruckus line. I was that kind of smart ass in high school.

Galvin Deleon Guerrero said...

I'm partial to Ferris Bueller. So, if you don't mind Boni, here go my favorite lines:

"How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"It's not that I condone fascism or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Isms' in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself."

"Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

"The question isn't: What are we going to do. The question is: What aren't we going to do?"

"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."

"Save Ferris"

Galvin Deleon Guerrero said...

Crackin skulls. Now there's one I haven't used as principal. I may have to try that.

Boni said...

Bueller...Bueller...Bueller. I once wanted to be Sloan:(