The hastily written, random musings of a debatably ordinary mom
Sell my kidney and give up my first born.
Reverse my vasectomy...lol
Vote for McCain..Bwahaha..I keed, I keed..Refrain from logging on to Myspace for one day...Watch the entire "The Hills" seasons 1-3 on DVD...twice!Apply to be a contestant of Real Chance of Love 2...ok..maybe not..EW!Drink Saipan's tap water..Apply for a job in CUC's customer service division...
Kiss Jessica Alba?
Vote and CAMPAIGN for Fitial in 2009?I win...
I would give up using my cellphone for 24 hours!
Drive through the entire island alone, imagining Fitial in my passenger seat and conversating.Me: So, how's life?Fitial: Ugh.Me: HeeheeFitial: Ugh.Me: OopsFitial: Ugh.Me: You wouldn't mind if I went down and blow on that?Fitial: ...Me: The ashes I accidentally flicked on you... silly!Fitial: Ugh.
Hold a press conference, you betcha!
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