Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Stuff That Goes Through My Head When My Brain Isn't Paying Attention

Does anyone know the sound a lizard makes? Just in case I want to sing Old McDonald Had A Farm with my kids one day and one of them chooses a lizard. It would be really embarrassing not to know. You know?
Do you think conversations will go like this one day?
"Hey, great seeing you here! What's it been like 3 months?"
"Nah, must've been 6 months since the last time we got together, but that was on Hi-5 wasn't it?"
"Yeah, I don't get around much, didn't make it to MySpace, too crowded. Heard you hang out there a lot."
"Used to, but I've been blogging lately. Anyway, this Facebook is pretty cool, I've seen a few people I know already. Having fun? "
"Totally. Hey, have a drink on me I'm passing them out..."
Bipolar Nerdism
What is it? How do you know if you or someone you love has it?
Is there hope?
House is right. Without a laser pointer, who would take you seriously?


Island Boy Sailor said...

Sounds so familiar with me and my crazy ways to keep in contact with friends and family back home or all over the world while in the service.
Sharks with freakin lazer thats serious.

bigsoxfan said...

I'm pretty sure lizards have an english accent. Weekends coming; collect a gecko with sommer and let us know what your hear.

Paguroidea said...

Lizards click or hiss, Time reports that facebook is killing reality, bipolar nerds are not as common as closet nerds, and a 100TW laser will absolutely kick a$$.

Marianas Pride said...

I do a great gecko impersonation. I will teach you next time we do happy hour.

plumeria*girl said...

Maybe you should google the sound that a lizard makes. Are you talking about the lizards that like to invite themselves into your home, or the green ones that live outside??? Cos I don't know how those sound.

That, if that ever happens, no one would be going to the bars. Just pass me a drink when my meter starts to show that I'm sober ;) LOL!

Anonymous said...

Geckos go.... tok tok tok tok or hadn't you noticed? Your best student.