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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Stuff That Goes Through My Head When My Brain Isn't Paying Attention


Does anyone know the sound a lizard makes? Just in case I want to sing Old McDonald Had A Farm with my kids one day and one of them chooses a lizard. It would be really embarrassing not to know. You know?
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Do you think conversations will go like this one day?
"Hey, great seeing you here! What's it been like 3 months?"
"Nah, must've been 6 months since the last time we got together, but that was on Hi-5 wasn't it?"
"Yeah, I don't get around much, didn't make it to MySpace, too crowded. Heard you hang out there a lot."
"Used to, but I've been blogging lately. Anyway, this Facebook is pretty cool, I've seen a few people I know already. Having fun? "
"Totally. Hey, have a drink on me I'm passing them out..."
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Bipolar Nerdism
What is it? How do you know if you or someone you love has it?
Is there hope?
LOL
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House is right. Without a laser pointer, who would take you seriously?