Red Bull makes me dumb

Pretty
It's such a weird looking word
Look at it
Now look away
Does it look right to you?

Look at it closer
Doesn't it look funky?

Pretty

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It's almost 6:30 and Deece hasn't put up the WWII yet. I am getting on a plane for Guam tonight. Do you hear the roar of the GES staff chanting "yeah, she's GONE!"? Wait, back to the WWII. The palpitations are starting, the nervous hand wringing too. Deece, WHAT IS IT? Deece, where is the new WWII? Did I get the last one? Is the new one fruit or appliance? Okay, I'm going to go outside and take a stroll around the garden and when I get back....

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Come to think of it
Weird
Weird is also a very odd looking word

It looks a little dorky to me
Like it's trying to look like something it's not

Weird

Saipan's Mommy Blogger Awards

I consider myself a thinker, and you'd agree with me if you equated mental jibberish with thinking too. My rumination is often limited to monosyllables and one word sentences: "eat", "groceries", "P.O.", "substitute", "timesheet", "sleep" - although not necessarily in that order and often simultaneously.

Being a mommy automatically makes me eligible to be a world changer too, but it requires that I climb ranks - first as diaper changer, money changer, and the ominous mind changer. "What! Mom, you said I could go yesterday!"

I figured no one would understand this as much as mommies like me, so I came up with the Mommy Blogger Award. Let's face it girls, if we want to climb any ladder, we've got to paint it pink - ourselves. So here it is - Saipan's First Mommy Blogger Award!! I am nominating Deece first and inviting her to copy the image on her website and nominate another great mommy.

Here are OUR rules:
1. Nominate an awesome mommy blogger
2. Tell her why you think she rocks
3. Ask her to post the award on her blog and do the same

Here's mine: DEECE
I love your wit and creativity. You have the ability to make a point, convey a feeling in a single sentence. You're pretty shy, but I have the feeling that if someone got to know you, you'd be one hilarious joke teller and forever friend. You are passionate about what you believe in and share your love of family in every post. You are honest about how you feel and I find that refreshing. You'd probably be the first to admit that you aren't perfect, but I sense direction and a drive to be your very best in all that you do. What is it Wednesdays totally has everyone on their toes! That's just one example of your ability to bring people together. Congratulations! Pass it on.