Mother's Day

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
Happy Mother's Day to everyone!

• "Mothers ofteenagers know why animals eat their young." - Author Unknown
• "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller
• "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
• "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." - Tenneva Jordan
• "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb
• "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." - William D. Tammeus.
• "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
• "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." - LisaAlther
• "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." - Mark Twain