Notes from Papago

A trusted friend confided in me today that a certain Senator told him that all a school needs in order to run properly is a classroom, a good teacher, some books and toilet paper. Three out of four isn't bad. Next time you appropriate the funding, don't forget the toilet paper good Senator.

This Senator's name will remain unmentioned because I refuse to waste my breathe speaking his/her name. I will not waste anymore time thinking about this person either, at least not until election time rolls around again.

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All candidates running for election:
Feel free to use my campaign slogan.
I haven't seen anything more creative out there.

You knew me since mucus?