I never thought the day would come when someone would Google "Saipan Budweiser consume statistics" and get my blog, but here it is! I'm at your service, and I know who drinks Bud, where you can get it and even how to make a fancy mosquito repellent stand out of an empty Budweiser can. Not.
Other popular Google searches that made their way here this week: pugua, how to revive a rosebush that was improperly cut, pteromechanophobia, hot sexy babes with hot sexy jobs, Chamorro miss you and my fave, stupidest things to think about. I was just kidding about the hot sexy jobs. I wanna give a special holla to my peeps reading from Hungary, Morocco, and Nigeria. The three of you keep me writing all this crazy stuff, so here's to you! I have one crazy stalker who keeps reading the same thing each week, maybe three times a week. You need help my friend, or a cold Bud.
In other news: eBlogger just upgraded their image upload tool, which rocks, because the old one really unrocked.