Some Uncle

Thanks to paintball and his Uncle Jack's expert aim, my 14 year old son now has an extra nipple! What's worse than how it looks is how proud he is of it. "Hey mom!" he says in his half-laughing, half-bragging way. "You wanna see something sick?"

It used to be kids skinned their knees playing tag. Now we pay $15.00 to have our child disfigured. GROSS