This is Jacob Black. He's no vampire, but he's just as swift and keen.Hey Beachcomber! I found this interesting site on how to look like a Twilight vampire. If you thought no one was safe from bloodsuckers, you were wrong. None of us is safe from commercialism. I've already overheard that kids in Jr. High and High School here are reading Twilight, fascinated with it. Wonder how long it will take before we start seeing some un-dead loitering near the theater.
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What Bites II
When someone mentions candle-lit dinners and you cringe, no longer associating them with anything remotely romantic because you've had your fair share of sweaty candlelit share-loaded meals thanks to CUC.
