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Showing posts with label what bites in Saipan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what bites in Saipan. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2008

And now for some Native American cuisine

This is Jacob Black. He's no vampire, but he's just as swift and keen.
Hey Beachcomber! I found this interesting site on how to look like a Twilight vampire. If you thought no one was safe from bloodsuckers, you were wrong. None of us is safe from commercialism. I've already overheard that kids in Jr. High and High School here are reading Twilight, fascinated with it. Wonder how long it will take before we start seeing some un-dead loitering near the theater.
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What Bites II
When someone mentions candle-lit dinners and you cringe, no longer associating them with anything remotely romantic because you've had your fair share of sweaty candlelit share-loaded meals thanks to CUC.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

What bites

When you realize that it would be cheaper to rent rather than to own your own home and pay for utilities.

When there are six hour power outages and your bill is still more than half of your take home pay.

When candles become part of your regular grocery list.

When eating out is more affordable than cooking at home because the price of rice and spam have gone up.

When saving Engine Two becomes more of a priority than saving the land crabs.